The Dongola Times

(Anachronistic) Dispatches from the Kingdom of Makuria.
21st of September, 2013

O, America: A Harbinger in Advance

Thanks to Rabbi Jonathan Cahn’s efforts, America is suddenly very primed for omens and signs. This is very good, and indeed the Elijah-the-Teshuvah-ite of this end-times had to be the Messianic Jews.
And since America is primed for omens, behold, a sign:

October 1st, this year, is when America is supposed to shut down due to debt. It falls on Red China’s birthday.
America will get a fake solution to the problem and will therefore not implode on October 1st, but do not let the synchrony go unremaked. You are, after all, not asleep like the World.